I t was another around the
block line at Oakland's The New Parish to see the most regular famous
person of our generation. The skateboarding, bart-commuting, aloof,
shit-talking Dave Chappelle was in The Town again–his second home it
seems.
Just last year he
camped out at The New Parish for a couple weeks doing two shows a night
till 4am, weekend or not. He did a few bits, but mostly just riffed off
the audience, gave love, talked shit, rubbed the legs of beautiful
women, played the piano, super-manned invisible hoes, chain-smoked,
philosophized on the meaning of life and sipped coffee until we all
fell asleep.
If my description doesn’t make it clear, it was awesome. I went twice
during that run in fact. And due to his improvisational prowess, I saw
two very different shows. I cashed out, laughed out loud and struggled
not to pass out at work the next day. It was totally worth it.
This time around, skater and guitarist Tony Guerrero lead off the
evening by playing amplified latin country blues while the audience
waited. Then, after a few tunes, Dave hit the stage “dressed like an
athletic dyke” (his words), and started the evening by bringing up the
lighthearted topic of male-on-male rape, at the expense of a table full
of dudes. He explored the lack of male rape hotlines, white people’s
proclivity to call the police for such an (and any) affront, versus
black people’s probable decision to revenge rape the perpetrator
instead, and finally the Bosnians use of rape as a successful torture
tactic. It may seem like a painful way to start a date, but as
Chappelle said, “There’s a real way to look at things, and then there
is the funny way.” Chappelle’s way is definitely the funny way.
"Have you ever been to China? (to audience member) So you've seen the Great Wall then? It is
a great wall. In fact, they say it's the only man made thing you can
see from space, and though I can't verify it, I believe it. It's just
crazy to me though, because I didn't think they had Mexicans like that.
(laughter). Now of course I'm not suggesting that Mexicans built the
Great Wall. That would be ridiculous! I just didn't know that they had
Mexicans to keep out! That's a very advanced concept." -Dave Chappelle
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